Today in geometry, this guy was going on a rant about how we waste paper and it’s killing trees and I was getting really annoyed and turn around and yell “YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER!” and the class got really quiet and then you hear my teacher go ohhhhh snap she went there
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
